...You Whine About Spoilers
If you cannot enjoy anything without obsessing about plot details and the A/B/C of what comes next, you are an artless philistine and should just go write your 832nd fanfic based off of a shitty 1990’s TV show. If the media you are passively consuming relies on a plot twist, a big reveal or a jump scare equivalent to engage your addled brain, the story is shit and you should feel bad for liking it. If your life is so devoid of meaning and interesting happenings that you feel shocked or betrayed because some shitty capitalist entertainment product did not deliver the correct amount of frisson to you because some other person in the world saw it before you got around to it and discussed it, you are a sad infantalized idiot. The rest of us have work in the morning, bills to pay, children to look after. You are not our children. It is not our duty to insulate your tiny infant feelings from the cold hard world of knowing what happens in an episode of Narcos before you actually ...