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You say "virtue signaling"

 Right wing shit bags would have you believe that virtue signaling means " the action or practice of publicly expressing opinions or sentiments intended to demonstrate one's good character or the moral correctness of one's position on a particular issue." In other words "you're just saying that to look good" dressed up in some sad sack pseudo-intellectual drivel that makes a neckbeard feel like Ben Shatpiro. Bullshit. It means assuming someone is a hypocrite because the speaker is certain that everyone is just as big a piece of shit as they are. It is a slur coined by people so devoid of human feeling that they simply cannot imagine another person doing anything, even expressing any position, for any reason other than naked ambition. Of course it is a new neologism, because the sorts of people who make up these terms have never read anything older than this weeks /pol/ and so are unaware of terms like "grandstanding", " disingenuity...
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You don't call yourself a hyphenated American

 Let's get this straight right off the bat. This only partially applies to any African-American who wants to claim the homeland because their ancestors had no say whatsoever in becoming American property. You wanna walk proud through Birmingham claiming to be Yoruba - brother or sister, you are fucking Yoruba. I mean, you're not really, but exigent circumstances demand that I respect your decision to identify as such as an act of mourning and personal empowerment. I am speaking primarily to my melanin-challenged brothers and sisters: You are not Italian. You are not German. You are not Scottish. You are not Irish. You are not Indian, Korean, Chinese, or Lao. You don't live in any of those places. You didn't used to live in any of those places. You didn't grow up in any of those places. You don't speak the language. If you do, you don't have the dialect and you don't know the slang. You don't eat the food, because the FDA won't let you have unpast...
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...You Whine About Spoilers

 If you cannot enjoy anything without obsessing about plot details and the A/B/C of what comes next, you are an artless philistine and should just go write your 832nd fanfic based off of a shitty 1990’s TV show. If the media you are passively consuming relies on a plot twist, a big reveal or a jump scare equivalent to engage your addled brain, the story is shit and you should feel bad for liking it.  If your life is so devoid of meaning and interesting happenings that you feel shocked or betrayed because some shitty capitalist entertainment product did not deliver the correct amount of frisson to you because some other person in the world saw it before you got around to it and discussed it, you are a sad infantalized idiot. The rest of us have work in the morning, bills to pay, children to look after. You are not our children. It is not our duty to insulate your tiny infant feelings from the cold hard world of knowing what happens in an episode of Narcos before you actually ...
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...You Do Content Localization By IP Address.

 Every time a website is queried, the web browser automatically sends to the server the browser language, which can be configured by the user via the browser settings. The default language is the language of the operating system. It is important to know that the majority of users are not aware that they are able to change the language. Each language typically consists of two parameters: the language itself and the region. Germany uses de-de, i.e., German-Germany, Austria uses de-at, meaning German-Austria, and the US uses en-us. However, a whole bunch of fucking morons (that's you) who run websites (badly) think that blindly setting localization (meaning interface language because the lukewarm spunk that does this have no idea what other localization is even possible) via IP address and ignoring the explicit instructions from the user via their web browser is a good idea. These people are idiots. Every business traveler with a laptop is subjected to this idiotic paternalism....
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